Terms and conditions

I’m a very small business, so lets keep this straight forward:
You pay, we ship.
We ship ASAP.
Any problem then we contact you ASAP.
Product breaks due to fault, we replace.
You break it being clumsy, we sell you another.
We are not liable for your actions, just our product.
Questions? Ask.
Remember “Hanlon’s Razor” and “Wheaton’s Law” in all dealings.
Simple. Who needs lawyers?